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The Rotten Appal, calling themselves "Boone's Most Trusted Secondhand News Source", has been a blemish on the fabric of Appalachian State since 2013, while Michael Cera has been a beacon of hope for our generation since 2007.
Join us today by taking a stand in saying that the Rotten Appal is a problematic institution that DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE STUDENT BODY and is a PROBLEMATIC institution, and also that a performance by Michael Cera at Legends or something would go down as the greatest performance Appalachian State has ever had.
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This website is disgusting and I honestly cannot function normally on campus knowing that this organization still exists
Huzzah! Michael Cera is the Boy Genius that Jimmy Neutron always dreamed of being
The Rotten apple makes me uncomfortable and so does Michael cera but in a different way!
I want to slam Michael Cera against a wall and let him know how much better he is than the Rotten Appal in between tender kisses
They kicked me out after I refused to feed Joey grapes in bed. Now I say it's time we feed them some grapes. Poisoned grapes. Of death.
Michael Cera is the only person that can make America great again.
this would save me a lot of work and plus i get to see Michael Cera
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
The Rotten Appal, calling themselves "Boone's Most Trusted Secondhand News Source", has been a blemish on the fabric of Appalachian State since 2013, while Michael Cera has been a beacon of hope for our generation since 2007.
Join us today by taking a stand in saying that the Rotten Appal is a problematic institution that DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE STUDENT BODY and is a PROBLEMATIC institution, and also that a performance by Michael Cera at Legends or something would go down as the greatest performance Appalachian State has ever had.
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The Rotten Appel is truly a showcase of the best satire in Boone, With their clever humor and quick wit, I look forward to their articles day in and day out. It is for those reasons and more that I feel it necessary that they be shut down.
This website is disgusting and I honestly cannot function normally on campus knowing that this organization still exists
Huzzah! Michael Cera is the Boy Genius that Jimmy Neutron always dreamed of being
The Rotten apple makes me uncomfortable and so does Michael cera but in a different way!
I want to slam Michael Cera against a wall and let him know how much better he is than the Rotten Appal in between tender kisses
They kicked me out after I refused to feed Joey grapes in bed. Now I say it's time we feed them some grapes. Poisoned grapes. Of death.
Michael Cera is the only person that can make America great again.
this would save me a lot of work and plus i get to see Michael Cera
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The Rotten Appel is truly a showcase of the best satire in Boone, With their clever humor and quick wit, I look forward to their articles day in and day out. It is for those reasons and more that I feel it necessary that they be shut down.