Andrew Molica. You may know him as the scheduler. You may know him as the guy who has a mustache who's not Miles. Or you may know him as I do: the guy to email when you forget to clock on. Whether you know him as friend or foe, as lover or fighter, the fact is, you know him.

But do you really know him? Do I? Who is the man behind the man? The man behind the mustache? The mustache behind the man? I've been curious for awhile now-- and dammit, it's time to find out.

Recently, our good friend Andrew and I engaged in an argument about being a theater major. One of us said being a theater major is as easy as "ABC." The other said that it is in fact, a lot harder than "123". I think you can guess which person said what.

It was then that Andrew proposed a little deal: if I was to get the entire CLICC staff's signatures on a petition (70 in all), he would put on a full-fledged play for us at the end of the year. You heard it correctly. Andrew will make his acting debut for our very pleasure. Finally, we'll get the oppurtunity to meet the real Andrew. The Andrew that's been hiding behind a mustache-- no-- the curtains, for all these years. Sign this petition. Let Andrew fulfill his destiny. Let's meet the star he really is and bask in his light for one sacred evening.

This is what CLICC is all about.