Shay Laren WILL do porn.
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Shay Laren WILL do porn.

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Ladies and Gentlemen: We have one year from this date to make this happen. Worlds will stop turning, the tides will cease and the we all will live in peace and harmony exactly one year from this date because Shay Laren will be doing porn. Yes, you heard me right, we have the power, the power of petition to make the hottest girl to ever appear in an animated .gif in MDOT, Shay Laren, appear in her first (of many) hardcore appearance. Yes, you have heard me correct. By signing this petition we believe this to be the future of entertainment, men, women, children and prisoners alike will enjoy the faptastic visual presentation that only Shay Laren can provide.

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