I love Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's my favorite actor of all time, and all around my favorite human. His movies are funny, inspiring, and unique.
For those times when you're feeling low, you can turn to Arnold's CLASSIC one-liners for a good laugh. One of my favorite movies growing up was True Lies. Who can forget the classic, Jingle all the Way? I watch it every Christmas.
Arnold's life story is badass, in case you didn't know. Dude came here from Austria without much to his name except for a desire to become a superhuman. Working his way through the national spectre by first starting in body-building, his desire to do greater things made him a fantastic actor loved by all, and an even better human being.
I just want one beer with Arnold. Just one drink to share with my idol, and that's it. Arnold plz see this and plz humor me.
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If you have a beer with him in California, you'll have to bring me along ;) it's the least you can do really...
I hate Luke, but everyone deserves a chance at a beer.
Godspeed, young Luke.
I only regret that I have but one signature to give to such a worthy cause.
Do you even know what an Arnold Press is?
I DID SIGN IT BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE SURE IT'S MILLER LITE
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I love Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's my favorite actor of all time, and all around my favorite human. His movies are funny, inspiring, and unique.
For those times when you're feeling low, you can turn to Arnold's CLASSIC one-liners for a good laugh. One of my favorite movies growing up was True Lies. Who can forget the classic, Jingle all the Way? I watch it every Christmas.
Arnold's life story is badass, in case you didn't know. Dude came here from Austria without much to his name except for a desire to become a superhuman. Working his way through the national spectre by first starting in body-building, his desire to do greater things made him a fantastic actor loved by all, and an even better human being.
I just want one beer with Arnold. Just one drink to share with my idol, and that's it. Arnold plz see this and plz humor me.
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If he agrees you better order him a schnitzel too. The man is a legend.
If you have a beer with him in California, you'll have to bring me along ;) it's the least you can do really...
I hate Luke, but everyone deserves a chance at a beer.
Godspeed, young Luke.
I only regret that I have but one signature to give to such a worthy cause.
Do you even know what an Arnold Press is?
I DID SIGN IT BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE SURE IT'S MILLER LITE
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If he agrees you better order him a schnitzel too. The man is a legend.