Daniel is a dear friend of ours, and he is the best benchwarmer on the Waltham High Football team. During one of his three snaps played, he hurt his shin. He got a bump on his shin and he always made a stupid grunt noise when he walked. Dan is too poor to afford a doctor, but we got a dear friend of ours, Dr. Babayan, PhD. on standby and we only need 1000 signatures for him to perform in Dan