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Sell Jozy Altidore

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I'm a sunderland fan and i think every sunderland fan can agree that Jozy Altidore's goal scoring ability is way below par lets put this into context, lets say a good goalscorer is ontop of a house, a average goal scorer is lets say on a table on the ground floor, and a bad one is on the floor of the kitchen. Jozy Altidore's is so low he gets to the centre of the earth then its that bad the earth turns into a worm hole and he goes down the worm hole into another dimension and keeps falling for 12 trillion years, yes thats how bad Jozy Altidore's goal scoring ability is. If you cant imagine that just imagine having sex with a 90 year old virgin there you go thats how bad it is having altidore on your team.

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