Maldivian film producer, director, actor, dancer, lampost (and other tall inanimate object reference) Mr, Seezan Ali, has been very confused about the way his name should be spelled on official documents thus spelling his name in such manners such as SEAXON, CZAN, C-ZAN, SEEZONE, etc. In accordance to make things simpler to our beloved actor, we have researched Wikipedia and done different analytical and comprehensive studies on different versions of the dictionary and came to the conclusion that the best suited name for him should be "CAESAREAN" The dictionary defines Caesarean section n (Medicine / Surgery) surgical incision through the abdominal and uterine walls in order to deliver a baby. This word is most suited for his name is because of every time someone watches a movie ever acted, produced, directed or danced by Seezan, the agony of sitting through one is like under going a Caesarean. So please everyone help Mr. Seezan Ali out of his confusion by signing this petition, and help him use a single name, "CESAREAN"

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