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"Say No to Florida's Massive Gamblin Expansion"

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Sharon Lee Barber
5 years ago

I use to be a size 5XL panty, now I'm a 6XL! I'm so ashamed!

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SAD
5 years ago

Hi,folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESINE chip, I'll be dead in a matter of minutes, farewell!

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Umferth
5 years ago

I pretend to be a hard ass viking, I couldn't even pick up a sword, I got a tiny pecker, it's pathetic!

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Little Miss Muffet
5 years ago

Am I racist? I just don't like all these blacks in my neighborhood!

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Vanessa O Cunt
5 years ago

I won my divorce case! Charley give me your money! I SAID GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!

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QUESTION
5 years ago

Why did the old man open the shop? A. To make money B. To keep busy after the navy C. His old business burned down.

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Carlo Gambino
5 years ago

Any of you punks know who I was?!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
5 years ago

As you know, my daughter is a PIGGO PORKER! She needs to specially order her size 5XL panties from the internet! Stores don't carry her size! DAMN!

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CANNON WHAMMY
5 years ago

??? Ladies and gentlemen, the great whammini! (WHAMMY gets in cannon, cannon explodes) WHAMMY holy smokes! Guys, NO!

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Alfreido
5 years ago

Bella, my dog died today. Bellas body is on the way to the landfill!

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

Mr. Johnson, just a friendly reminder that you owe me money. Don't be a stranger.

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

Mr. Johnson! A little birdie told me you're in town. I'd consider it polite if you paid me my money. Don't make an enemy of me Mr. Johnson!

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

Mr. Johnson, my records show that you owe me money. Probably just slipped your mind, thought I'd jog your memory.

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

A man of honor pays his debts, Mr. Johnson. You left me no choice to show you the same lack of respect you've shown me!

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

Mr. Johnson. Don't make me explain to your sister why you owe me so much money. Some of my associates will drop by to collect the money you owe me.

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

Mr. Johnson! I hear you bought a car and YOU OWE ME MONEY! Consider the safety of your family and friends.

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

Mr. Johnson I WANT MY FUUUUUCCKING MONEY! Some of my ARMED accountants will drop by to talk to you about your the money you owe me!

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

I dont think you're getting the message Me. Johnson:I WANT MY MONEY! You should of paid up while you had the chance!

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
5 years ago

The time for pleasantries is past, Mr. Johnson. You left me no choice but to get more PHYSICALLY PERSUASIVE about your debt problems!

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Jeanette Bergeron
5 years ago

No gambling expansion.