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Stop People Masterbating And Wasting Sperm.

Stop People Masterbating And Wasting Sperm.

Closed — 4 supporters Verified

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Mike H.
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Someone
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Dick M.
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ANON!
Started by Anonymous 17 years, 5 months ago
Most people [except L7] masterbate on a daily basis. What they don't realise is theyre wasting valuble sperm. Very soon, The majority of the population will be infertile due to lack of mudkipz and sperm will be very valuable. So, Sperm will be in high demand and YOU could sell it to desperate mudkip hating fags for $$$'s. When you masterbate and wipe that sperm under your desk, Just think about all the 1/2 kids you're murdering. Don't ejaculate if it's not with a mate. SAVE THE SPERM.

Updates

April 15, 2009

I have been reading through the reflections left by those who signed and it is clear that many people are beginning to view this biological resource in a new light. Moving forward requires us to rethink our daily habits and consider the long term implications of such significant waste. These conversations are the necessary first step toward broader cultural change.

April 15, 2009

The traction this initiative has gained confirms that many people are finally beginning to consider the long term implications of their daily habits. This momentum suggests that our message is finding a thoughtful audience who understands the gravity of resource conservation.

4 Comments

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Mike Nair
17 years ago Featured

bruh stop it

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Kevin Fuentes
17 years ago Featured

what the hell did i just read. whoever wrote this needs to get off the internet and go outside.

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Sarah Wallace
17 years ago Featured

this is honestly the weirdest thing i have ever seen on here. yall are crazy fr

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Mike Hunt
12 years ago

plz stahp

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