Stop People Masterbating And Wasting Sperm.
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Most people [except L7] masterbate on a daily basis. What they don't realise is theyre wasting valuble sperm. Very soon, The majority of the population will be infertile due to lack of mudkipz and sperm will be very valuable. So, Sperm will be in high demand and YOU could sell it to desperate mudkip hating fags for $$$'s. When you masterbate and wipe that sperm under your desk, Just think about all the 1/2 kids you're murdering. Don't ejaculate if it's not with a mate. SAVE THE SPERM.
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