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Bring Back Blood Gulch in Halo Anniversary

Bring Back Blood Gulch in Halo Anniversary

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Started by Anonymous 14 years, 8 months ago

Who decided to 86 Blood Gulch? I want a name. I bet it's Mitch and he masturbates with a glove. Mitch, no one denies your authority on BBW bukake or hirsute dwarf glory holes, you're one of the all time greats. But when it comes to selecting which multiplayer maps make the cut for the Halo Anniversary edition, you're either a dillapidated asshole or have blubber twat for brains. Which is it?

 

Dozens to millions. Somewhere within that range is the number of people thinking exactly what I'm thinking. BG is vintage Halo in it's purest form. Nothing hits the spot like hail marrying a grenade 90 yrds, perfectly timing the explosion to catapult a wharthog into corkscrew somersaults and seeing your flag bounce another 90 yrds while you frantically pursue it, your heart pounding at mach 7 cocaine speed, while the other team scrambles to recollect it before it vanishes. This experience defines Halo 1 as much as the Magnum, the soundtrack, the Covenant, the phyiscs engine, and even Master Chief himself.

 

It's up to us to stop Mitch. The stakes have never been higher. If we don't take a stand now they're going to replace the Wharthog with an IROC-Z. Master Chief will take off his helmet and it'll be that dick head colonel from Avatar. And Miley Cirus will end up doing the score for Halo 4 as an acapella duet with Clay Aiken.

 

Be responsible. Demand a download for BG. Sign this petition.

Updates

December 10, 2011

Seeing this kind of movement is exhausting but it proves I am not the only one feeling this frustration. We have pushed past the initial skepticism and now the pressure is genuinely building. I am tired of the silence from the top but this momentum gives me the grit to keep digging in.

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Alex Hamilton
14 years ago Featured

i grew up playing blood gulch. it has the best vehicle combat period. bring it back for the fans.

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Jason Grant
14 years ago Featured

Literally unplayable without it. Why do game devs always try to fix things that werent broken in the first place???

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Tyler Yang
14 years ago Featured

blood gulch is the only reason i bought halo in the first place. seriously what are they thinking leaving it out? total joke.

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Kevin Rodriguez
14 years ago Featured

Are you kidding me? Blood gulch is a staple. Whoever made that decision clearly never played the original game.

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Chris McCarthy
14 years ago Featured

BRING IT BACK. halo isnt halo without blood gulch. i spent so many nights playing ctf with my roommates on that map. dont ruin a classic.

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Mike Stokes
14 years ago Featured

My favorite map of all time. Just put it in already.

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