Dear Google,

We are a city that is not only locked down with many months of icy winters that feature everything except the frozen walking undead, we are also a city in dire need of a new hope. Many portions of the Milwaukee Metro area find themselves under the oppressive rule of tyrannical Internet and television providers. Often, when looking for service, the only real question is which of two evils to choose. When the decision is made and service is installed, the technical and customer sides begin to falter leaving many with poor service, slow Internet, pixelated, sketchy television and an utter lack of customer support.

Many of us rely on the Internet for work and slow speeds, high prices and complete lack of interest in their customers mean we are beholden to high tariffs for low quality services with no outlet to turn to for relief. So we, the collected signatories of this petition in the Milwaukee, Wisconsin area, plead with you, Google Fiber.

Save us! You're our only hope!

Bring your service to Milwaukee in 2014, save us from the low quality, overpriced, slow Internet and shoddy television service that we are saddled with and help us throw off the yolk of oppression.