SAVE THE BLUE BALLS! SIGN THE PETITION NOW!
THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT MOHEEM' MISSION MOVEMENT WHATEVER.
THIS IS A GRAVE GRAVE MATTER OF UTTER DISTRESS FOR THE NATION.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
Now since that's clear.
PLEASE BE VERY SERIOUS.
IT'S OF SEVERE IMPORTANCE.
THIS IS LIKE INTERNAL CIVIL WAR PART 2
Our very own beloved Manik's blue balls are batting for their survival!
It is our responsibility to become a part of this movement and save them!
They're at the verge of their extinction. And if they die I WILL TURN INTO MICHAEL MYERS AND FINISH YOU ALL TOO.
No, no I was kidding.
Not that I wouldn't feel like but I can't so you know.
Anyway, LET'S COME TO THE POINT.
WE ALL HAVE TO SAVE MANIK NOW.
Let's join hands in this movement we call
And sign the petition below that you want Manik's blue balls to be saved IMMEDIATELY!
Let's do the humanity real good and be true to ourselves and the people we love.
This is a great cause. I really appreciate you all being a part.
The person who works the hardest will be rewarded with:
NO BLUE BALLS! TADAA.
And it's a free good like that so the useless will also be rewarded.
But don't worry, we'll call them useless.
LET'S WORK TOGETHER