This sort of behaviour drives me barking mad. Probably the action of trunken idiots.
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Veracity Jones
10 years ago
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Who is coming up with these puns? Given the gravity of the situation, it is in exseedlingly bad taste.
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Detective Sapling
10 years ago
It has come to our attention that we need to launch a root and branch investigation into this scandal
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F Root Salad
10 years ago
Meeting of petitioners scheduled for 1 February - it's a date!
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chantal wheeler
· petition starter
10 years ago
OAK-kay, this has gone FIR enough. I am STUMPED. Maybe we should get Miss MAPLE to investigate.
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Fi G Bush
10 years ago
What sap thought this up?! I doubt such an endeavour will be fruitful.
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Brian Clayton
10 years ago
I just can't fig ure out why you would want to do this
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Douglas Fir
10 years ago
This is treeson!
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Sara Roberts
10 years ago
figgin hell!
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Councillor Trey Huggah from Bloque-de-Draine
10 years ago
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Pursuant to clause 43 section 4 subsection 2 of the Code Agriculturel anyone wishing to terminate a fig tree shall first complete forms F45A and B issued by the National Institute of Fig Trees and deliver it to said institution in 44 original copies together with your most recent tax return and a certified copy of your maternal grandmother's birth certificate.
Keep the fig tree alive!
This sort of behaviour drives me barking mad. Probably the action of trunken idiots.
Who is coming up with these puns? Given the gravity of the situation, it is in exseedlingly bad taste.
It has come to our attention that we need to launch a root and branch investigation into this scandal
Meeting of petitioners scheduled for 1 February - it's a date!
OAK-kay, this has gone FIR enough. I am STUMPED. Maybe we should get Miss MAPLE to investigate.
What sap thought this up?! I doubt such an endeavour will be fruitful.
I just can't fig ure out why you would want to do this
This is treeson!
figgin hell!
Pursuant to clause 43 section 4 subsection 2 of the Code Agriculturel anyone wishing to terminate a fig tree shall first complete forms F45A and B issued by the National Institute of Fig Trees and deliver it to said institution in 44 original copies together with your most recent tax return and a certified copy of your maternal grandmother's birth certificate.
I can't beleaf it.