It has come to my attention that the Beetlejuice Graveyard Revue is about to be replaced with The Fast and the Furious. As a Fan of Beetlejuice (and not so much a fan of the overrated Fast and the Furious serious), I find that appalling! And I am not alone! There are many people in the world that share my feelings. That is why I am holding this petition to save the Beetlejuice Graveyard Revue. To show the world that Tim Burton's masterpiece still holds up today!

I had a good time when I saw that show! And so did everyone else!