This is the harrowing tale of Simon and his battle with DDS (Daft Dieting Syndrome).
Simon has battled DDS for over a week now. It is a terrible affliction and causes bizarre side effects such as:
* annoying behaviour
* just not being as funny any more
* general tiredness
* weakness of spirit
BUT There is hope! SIGN THIS PETITION AND END THE MISERY OF DDS!
PEACE TO ALL!