We believe that our country has been fractured by the EU referendum and is on the brink of total economic and social collapse. We have lost confidence in our parliamentary system and our ministers of parliament, whose political in-fighting and maneuvering we blame for the present situation.

We the people, petition Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, to take decisive action and bring our country back from the brink of chaos. We urge Her to dissolve the government and seize absolute control herself, until such time that we can figure out what the hell we should do next.