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Save Keegan's Lip Rug

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Timothy McFadden
1 year ago Featured

Keegan -- As a mustache'd peer of mine, I beg you to reconsider. What would you do if strangers didn't ask you if were in the navy every so often?

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Benji Lacroix
1 year ago

I love caterpillars more than you

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Keegan Divine
1 year ago Featured

I, Keegan Divine, fully support myself keeping my stache. (This is definitely me, Keegan Divine.)

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Aaron Smith
1 year ago

Dont do it

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Alex
1 year ago

he musn't remove that stache

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Nathan
1 year ago

Lip rug 4 lyfe

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T Sciacca
1 year ago Featured

Keegan, I have also had dark thoughts about taking my mustache off. Fight those evil thoughts and put the razor down! Hold on to the majesty of that absolute push broom.

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Mateo Santizo
1 year ago

Save the lip rug and shave the head, you’re not down

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Samuel Wu
1 year ago

Please

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Lucas
1 year ago

Lip rug is good for kissing

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Glen Bibson
1 year ago

Please keep the rug and savor the flavor

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Sarah Williams
1 year ago

#savethestache2025

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Former President Joseph R Biden
1 year ago

Executive Order 69: Keegan Shall Not Shave His Face.

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Chaz
1 year ago

Don’t do it pleeaaaseee

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Ed Kiolbasa
1 year ago

Begging the higher powers to keep the womb broom

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Danielle Mott
1 year ago

Upon the request of Nick Otis

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Hunter Waite
1 year ago

Don’t do it!

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Dat Nguyen
1 year ago

NEEEEED

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Nick Otis · petition starter
1 year ago

#savethefacelace