Stephen Harper doesn't care about Sarah T people. We all need Sarah T back in Saskatoon. For too long we have all suffered from the ill effects of diminished Sarah T exposure, but enough is enough. No longer will we wilt in the shade, deprived of the sun. With Sarah T back in Saskatoon we will all have accompaniment to Michael Fassbender movies. We will have someone to openly mock the amount of quiche restaurants that are in our City. Easter will be made more prominent with viewings of Jesus Christ Superstar intermixed with malt liquor. We will have someone to hit on, and have someone to be hit upon when we want to deflect the advances of others. We will sing the songs centered around Joel Fonstad, interspliced with mid-90's hip-hop lyrics. And above all... punch parties. I ask you to join me in demanding Diamond Don Atchison requisition Sarah T to our lusty shores. Regina is no place for a being so magnanimous. Thank you for your support.