
The Joe Sansone Must Attend the Skikend for the Sake of America Mandate
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Joseph Vincent Sansone has never embraced the title of hero but that is only because modesty is chief among his innumerable charms. A living legend by the age of, 19, Mr. Sansone mounted a sterling reputation as someone who could take borderline alcohol poisoning in stride, educate young students, jeopardize sailing instructor's careers, destroy a laptop at ease, and provide wonderful friendship. This petition calls upon all who would demand Mr. Sansone's presence at the upcoming event known as "The Skikend." In the words of Abraham Lincoln, "A 6E divided can not stand." Please do what is right Mr. Sansone and do the will of your constituents and devoted friends. -The American People
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The New York Knicks
The New York Jets
The New York Mets
Tim Tebow/Jesus
Cee-Lo Green
Mark Wahlberg and at least half of the funky bunch
BILL BRASKY
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