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River keep the swoop
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River must not cut his hair.
he will look like 2000s celelbrities people claimed to have heterosexual crushes on.
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RIVER. My dude. My childhood friend. You need the swoop. It calls to you. Don't ignore it.
I don't know why I'm here. But here I am anyway. Keep the friggin' swoop.
KEEP IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEEP THE SWOOP
Uncle River keep the swoop
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
River keep the swoop
Final supporters
River must not cut his hair.
he will look like 2000s celelbrities people claimed to have heterosexual crushes on.
7 Comments
The swoop is a beautiful thing It's glory is a song ready for you to sing Atop your head it will shine Brighter than the sun or chicken nuggets ready to dine. You will look like you belong on the disney channel And it will give you the power of a soft cotton flannel
RIVER. My dude. My childhood friend. You need the swoop. It calls to you. Don't ignore it.
I don't know why I'm here. But here I am anyway. Keep the friggin' swoop.
KEEP IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEEP THE SWOOP
Uncle River keep the swoop
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The swoop is a beautiful thing It's glory is a song ready for you to sing Atop your head it will shine Brighter than the sun or chicken nuggets ready to dine. You will look like you belong on the disney channel And it will give you the power of a soft cotton flannel