This is a heartfelt petition from some of the fans of The Fat White Family. Our goal is a rerelease of the Crippled B-Sides and Inconsequential Rarities that was made exclusive for those that pledged money for the recent tour. We are willing to give reasons for wishing its rerelease and will give them below. Please remember that the original intention was to save America. As an American who experienced salvation on the last tour I am grateful for the ability to see the Fat Whites. At the same time, I also crave all of those recordings the band has made thus far. The Fat White Family has launched a revolution. Champagne Holocaust amounts to the Little Red Book. A masterpiece, or at the very least a very good rallying cry. However the Little Red Book does not speak for the whole of communism. We must have the Communist Manifesto. Where and how it developed.

Reasons in list from:

• The demand for such a release merits the marginal cost of producing it
• It would provide a conduit for songs not on the new album
• Despite the fact the album was exclusive to pledgers, 3 songs were on the deluxe version of Champagne Holocaust

In Conclusion, fans of the Fat Whites can be very serious about our enjoyment of the band. This album would amount for roughly a sixth of all the good albums released this year. We need this album to keep us, as public drowning in cheap indie drivel, afloat musically. We Say this as beloved fans of the band and seek nothing but the best for everyone. I sincerely hope an amicable agreement can be made.

The undersigned present a heartfelt petition to the Fat White Family, Without Consent and or Trashmouth Records to become involved in a rerelease of The Crippled B-Sides and Inconsequential Rarities.

Thank You!