Much like the residents of Portland who fail to live west of 82nd and easst of the river, /r/circlejerkpdx lives eschewed from eyes of GoT, relegated to bars that serve no craft beer or whatever the internet equivalent of that may be. This injustice of recognition deserves to be rectified, so as a sign of our determination to be noticed (but not enough to ruin our underground rep) we are requesting you sign this petition so that upon our goal, we will enlist the help of the Occupy Portland movement and the Cascadia succession movement to help us live up to our dream.