Lawdy jeebus gibs me strength, muh baybee beez daid! Bless dis po chow. Now take yo cracka asses over to gibsfundsmedat.com and dig deep. Iz needs money fo fumerolls an shieet.
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Darliquis Muhdik Washington
7 years ago
Shieet mang, gibs me muh repuhrayshuns! Iz almost out of chiggum wangz an coat Fo-dee-fie!
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Dindu NuffinNSheit
7 years ago
I biz axin fuh ebt n sheit
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Dindu Sheit
7 years ago
I biz axing fuh ebt n sheit
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Dindu Nuffin
7 years ago
I biz axing fuh ebt n sheit
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Dr Marijuana Pepsi
7 years ago
Ayy grill i beez gettin muh phd n shieet no moe sellin my azz on da corna fo a buck, don worry wiet bois i still beez takin ebt n foo stamps i gotsa hab muh gibbs gnomesayin gee?
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Crackeisha Morton
7 years ago
If'n college free, dey better have classes on rollin' blunts, how ta scam da govament fo' mo' gibsmedats, twerkin', weave rippin' (so when a sista gotta teach a bitch a lesson and snatch her bald haided), shopliftin', scammin' restawrants fo' free meals, and lots mo' classes in basic to adbanced hoodrattery behavior or I ain't goin'!!
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United Negro College Fund
7 years ago
Despite what we say, a niggger "mind" is an easy thing to waste.
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Anonymous
7 years ago
Hell yeah! I wants to go to da kollege fo' free and major in flappin' muh lips, whinin' an' cryin', playin' da victim and blamin' da worl'. If dey ain't got dose classes and I cain't gradumacates wid a fo'ty dollar an hour job doin' all dat, it be raycism!
Yeah, I do all dat stuff anyway 'cept fo' de job but I wants a paper saying I has a bs degree and iz full of sheeit!
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Clitoria Gonorrhea Syphilisha Jackson
7 years ago
I need reparashuns so I can eat mo' skrimps, steak and dem lobsters ebberday and buy muh ten fatherless chilluns sum ramen noodles! Oh yeah and I needs to hire a hazmat team to clean up muh coochie- lord, chile, I gots mo' infections than a ebola clinic!
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Smokey Crackmann
7 years ago
... or you can just fukking work hard for it like everyone else has to.
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Sheapesha Jabberjaws
7 years ago
Oh lawdy Jeebus! I iz habben visions of a new weave, new fangernails (imma get muh fur did and muh claws done!), butt injections to make muh butt a size 400, and it got me so excited I dun snorted all de jenkum I dun made dis month!
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Coontarius Shufflefoot
7 years ago
Sheeeit, Dawg! Reparashuns means I gets sum new rims, sum gold teefusses, da boom box, a new tv and a ton of KFC. Brang it on!
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Tyresha Latrine
7 years ago
if i be sinin dis here petishins iz i gonna get moe benifits? i haz 12 keeds with 9 potenshial faddas all of dem ran off after i beez pregnant. its hord fo a poor strong independint black woman to be gettin all dat kfc, Kools n col fody fives gnomesayin?
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Ice Cube Rapperniggga
7 years ago
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Writin' mah new tune.... "guns money, drugs, bichaz, murder..." sounds good yo.
Oh and aw dem black on black killins? Dats white peepulz fault! Becuzz slabrey!
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Fred Commonsense
7 years ago
For nigggers in America today, slavery was the best thing to ever happen to them.
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Jesus H Christ
7 years ago
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Welfare, Section Ape Housing, Apefirmative Action, on and on and on the gibs list goes. Now it's reparations in the form of "education". Where does it end, nigggers?
Ook ook ook EEEEK!
Lawdy jeebus gibs me strength, muh baybee beez daid! Bless dis po chow. Now take yo cracka asses over to gibsfundsmedat.com and dig deep. Iz needs money fo fumerolls an shieet.
Shieet mang, gibs me muh repuhrayshuns! Iz almost out of chiggum wangz an coat Fo-dee-fie!
I biz axin fuh ebt n sheit
I biz axing fuh ebt n sheit
I biz axing fuh ebt n sheit
Ayy grill i beez gettin muh phd n shieet no moe sellin my azz on da corna fo a buck, don worry wiet bois i still beez takin ebt n foo stamps i gotsa hab muh gibbs gnomesayin gee?
If'n college free, dey better have classes on rollin' blunts, how ta scam da govament fo' mo' gibsmedats, twerkin', weave rippin' (so when a sista gotta teach a bitch a lesson and snatch her bald haided), shopliftin', scammin' restawrants fo' free meals, and lots mo' classes in basic to adbanced hoodrattery behavior or I ain't goin'!!
Despite what we say, a niggger "mind" is an easy thing to waste.
Hell yeah! I wants to go to da kollege fo' free and major in flappin' muh lips, whinin' an' cryin', playin' da victim and blamin' da worl'. If dey ain't got dose classes and I cain't gradumacates wid a fo'ty dollar an hour job doin' all dat, it be raycism! Yeah, I do all dat stuff anyway 'cept fo' de job but I wants a paper saying I has a bs degree and iz full of sheeit!
I need reparashuns so I can eat mo' skrimps, steak and dem lobsters ebberday and buy muh ten fatherless chilluns sum ramen noodles! Oh yeah and I needs to hire a hazmat team to clean up muh coochie- lord, chile, I gots mo' infections than a ebola clinic!
... or you can just fukking work hard for it like everyone else has to.
Oh lawdy Jeebus! I iz habben visions of a new weave, new fangernails (imma get muh fur did and muh claws done!), butt injections to make muh butt a size 400, and it got me so excited I dun snorted all de jenkum I dun made dis month!
Sheeeit, Dawg! Reparashuns means I gets sum new rims, sum gold teefusses, da boom box, a new tv and a ton of KFC. Brang it on!
if i be sinin dis here petishins iz i gonna get moe benifits? i haz 12 keeds with 9 potenshial faddas all of dem ran off after i beez pregnant. its hord fo a poor strong independint black woman to be gettin all dat kfc, Kools n col fody fives gnomesayin?
Writin' mah new tune.... "guns money, drugs, bichaz, murder..." sounds good yo. Oh and aw dem black on black killins? Dats white peepulz fault! Becuzz slabrey!
For nigggers in America today, slavery was the best thing to ever happen to them.
Welfare, Section Ape Housing, Apefirmative Action, on and on and on the gibs list goes. Now it's reparations in the form of "education". Where does it end, nigggers?
SHEEEEEEEEEIT GIBS ME DAT REPARASHUNS
Sorry, nigggers, no rapeanations for you!