lol why not bowser? also who would win in a fight blastioise or bowser?
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handsome_jack
10 years ago
LOL
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Bob
10 years ago
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hey everyone i think is really funny but also it has a rel message and that is that u cant tell anybody who they really are ok and if u tell people even turtles that they are called 1 thing and they dont feel like its right then they should have the right to live as who they are inside IMO
really cute tho and not throwing shade just positive vibes k? #positivevibes #bodypostive #bornthisway
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Jaz Crossman
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10 years ago
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"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet." ...just change the name already Karl!
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Aesop_Rocks
10 years ago
Gather round and let me tell you the tale of the tortoise's daughter. THERE was once a king who was very powerful. He had great influence over the wild beasts and animals. Now the tortoise was looked upon as the wisest of all beasts and men. This king had a son named Ekpenyon, to whom he gave fifty young girls as wives, but the prince did not like any of them. The king was very angry at this, and made a law that if any man had a daughter who was finer than the prince's wives, and who found favour in his son's eyes, the girl herself and her father and mother should be killed.
Now about this time the tortoise and his wife had a daughter who was very beautiful. The mother thought it was not safe to keep such a fine child, as the prince might fall in love with her, so she told her husband that her daughter ought to be killed and thrown away into the bush. The tortoise, however, was unwilling, and hid her until she was three years old. One day, when both the tortoise and his wife were away on their farm, the king's son happened to be hunting near their house, and saw a bird perched on the top of the fence round the house. The bird was watching the little girl, and was so entranced with her beauty that he did not notice the prince coming. The prince shot the bird with his bow and arrow, and it dropped inside the fence, so the prince sent his servant to gather it. While the servant was looking for the bird he came across the little girl, and was so struck with her form, that he immediately returned to his master and told him what he had seen. The prince then broke down the fence and found the child, and fell in love with her at once. He stayed and talked with her for a long time, until at last she agreed to become his wife. He then went home, but concealed from his father the fact that he had fallen in love with the beautiful daughter of the tortoise.
But the next morning he sent for the treasurer, and got sixty pieces of cloth[1] and three hundred rods,[2] and sent
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mickey_060
10 years ago
So Cute! Conrats to whoevers turtle ths is lol
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Molly
10 years ago
I find the current name AGGravating
GET IT
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southland_badgers
10 years ago
I think this is PC gone mad
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Petsnotvets
10 years ago
I had a Veiltail goldfish for 3 years which I called Achmed, he hated me for it, sometimes would just ignore me entirely, pretended like he knew where the glass was. One day I went to feed him, he had gone ....just a note, which read: "F*ck off! yours sincerely, Magikarp" ...I hear he's moved on now, evolved to better things. Don't make the same mistake i did
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Painted_Zoo
10 years ago
Nice Turtle dude! shame about the skottish name
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Molly
10 years ago
Greek tortoise is it? Euro failed and came here? Obviously. Classic liberal nonsense.
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Paddy
10 years ago
How could these people get away with such a travesty?!
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Jason england
10 years ago
Because it's only right !
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Vin Obsidian Blackbird McKnight
10 years ago
Whoever allows a tortoise to be named Aggie shall not be welcome in Val Hallah #jesuisBlastoise
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Levi
10 years ago
I just ate a candle !#jesuisBlastoise
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Nathan
10 years ago
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It's like naming your newborn son Richard Phart [surname]...you shouldn't do it! #jesuisBlastoise
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Alex
10 years ago
That poor thing. She was born to be a Blastoise. I hope justice is served.
lol why not bowser? also who would win in a fight blastioise or bowser?
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hey everyone i think is really funny but also it has a rel message and that is that u cant tell anybody who they really are ok and if u tell people even turtles that they are called 1 thing and they dont feel like its right then they should have the right to live as who they are inside IMO really cute tho and not throwing shade just positive vibes k? #positivevibes #bodypostive #bornthisway
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." ...just change the name already Karl!
Gather round and let me tell you the tale of the tortoise's daughter. THERE was once a king who was very powerful. He had great influence over the wild beasts and animals. Now the tortoise was looked upon as the wisest of all beasts and men. This king had a son named Ekpenyon, to whom he gave fifty young girls as wives, but the prince did not like any of them. The king was very angry at this, and made a law that if any man had a daughter who was finer than the prince's wives, and who found favour in his son's eyes, the girl herself and her father and mother should be killed. Now about this time the tortoise and his wife had a daughter who was very beautiful. The mother thought it was not safe to keep such a fine child, as the prince might fall in love with her, so she told her husband that her daughter ought to be killed and thrown away into the bush. The tortoise, however, was unwilling, and hid her until she was three years old. One day, when both the tortoise and his wife were away on their farm, the king's son happened to be hunting near their house, and saw a bird perched on the top of the fence round the house. The bird was watching the little girl, and was so entranced with her beauty that he did not notice the prince coming. The prince shot the bird with his bow and arrow, and it dropped inside the fence, so the prince sent his servant to gather it. While the servant was looking for the bird he came across the little girl, and was so struck with her form, that he immediately returned to his master and told him what he had seen. The prince then broke down the fence and found the child, and fell in love with her at once. He stayed and talked with her for a long time, until at last she agreed to become his wife. He then went home, but concealed from his father the fact that he had fallen in love with the beautiful daughter of the tortoise. But the next morning he sent for the treasurer, and got sixty pieces of cloth[1] and three hundred rods,[2] and sent
So Cute! Conrats to whoevers turtle ths is lol
I find the current name AGGravating GET IT
I think this is PC gone mad
I had a Veiltail goldfish for 3 years which I called Achmed, he hated me for it, sometimes would just ignore me entirely, pretended like he knew where the glass was. One day I went to feed him, he had gone ....just a note, which read: "F*ck off! yours sincerely, Magikarp" ...I hear he's moved on now, evolved to better things. Don't make the same mistake i did
Nice Turtle dude! shame about the skottish name
Greek tortoise is it? Euro failed and came here? Obviously. Classic liberal nonsense.
How could these people get away with such a travesty?!
Because it's only right !
Whoever allows a tortoise to be named Aggie shall not be welcome in Val Hallah #jesuisBlastoise
I just ate a candle !#jesuisBlastoise
It's like naming your newborn son Richard Phart [surname]...you shouldn't do it! #jesuisBlastoise
That poor thing. She was born to be a Blastoise. I hope justice is served.
Why call anything anything else? I CHOOSE YOUUUU!
aggie as in aggro>?
omg... srsly NOT fleek!!