Rename Great Britain to "Barely Adequate Britain"
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Following the UK's exit from the European Union, the imminent decline of the British economy, and the frightening prospect of Boris Johnson becoming our Prime Minister, I have created this petition as a means to move the powers-that-be to rename our country to more accurately reflect our current state.
If we get 50 signatures I'll personally walk to London, nail this petition to the front door of no. 10 Downing St, and boop Mr. Farage on the schnoz.
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