Remove The Patronising Slogans From Our Office Walls

I have to look at a missing apostrophe all day, it's very bad for morale.

Life is like a box of chocolates with a ugly sign plastered on them

You place too much importance, and you always have done, on the so-called purity of blood! You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be!

Hi, I both support and opposite this petition, whatever you want just put in a good word for me so I can come back...

I am John Smith, these signs they burn me eyes.

Stop quoting me muggles, but I too support this petition

"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open."

ah crap I made a spelling mistake, my career signing petitions is over

"There are all kinds of courage," said Dumbledore, smiling. "It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends."

I am a professional petition signer and this petition has moved me unlike any other petition before it. I salute you dear side and madam!

Avada kedavra on the signs.

I support this petition, Expelliarmus

I am guy incognito and I support this petition.

“The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”