It's time to come forth and liberate the only good part of the song for our own uses and remove it from the tyranny that it languishes in! They lyrics are too applicable to let go to waste. I believe if enough of us sign this, something can be done.

 (this is a joke petition do not take it srsly but if you do agree that the lyrics are super useful by all means please sign) (i do not care if you like Katy Perry and think she's the bee's knees do not tell me about it here)