We, the people of Australia, are sick and tired of Tasmania destroying the carefully maintained image and state of economic and social stability that we on the mainland attempt to maintain as one united nation.

We have decided that the best course of action would be to remove Tasmania from Australia, as it has little to no merit nor worth to us, and use it as an island of exile for all Aboringals, non-whites and New Zealanders, where we shall let people hunt them as a means to boost Australia's economy.

Although we know this is sudden, but who wouldn't prefer to hunt people than have Tasmania? Seriously, what have they ever done for anyone? They even did the PORT ARTHUR SHOOTING, and it's been confirmed that they all eat their live young or sacrifice them to Satan.

Come on Australia, do it for the future generations.