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Reed yiefs electric lettuce

Reed yiefs electric lettuce

Closed — 40 supporters Verified

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Taylor M.
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Two H.
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David C.
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Mike R.
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Started by Randy Mittguy 7 years, 1 month ago
This is to help out dear friend Reed, he’s lost in our cruel world. He’s a danger to everyone by being skipped in circles, and it is getting to his head. Please help Reed become one with the lettuce in a sacred Dutch ritual.

Updates

July 4, 2019

Reed is still spiraling and the situation remains dire for his mental state. I have been spending my nights researching the specifics of the Dutch ritual because he truly needs this transformation to find peace.

16 Comments

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Tyler Ingram
7 years ago Featured

reed needs the good stuff to chill out honestly he is way too stressed lately

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Mike Kelly
7 years ago Featured

dude has been trippin all week. hook him up with the leafy greens man.

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Sarah Ortiz
7 years ago Featured

JUST LET HIM SMOKE ALREADY

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David Cook
7 years ago

I got a pink pass for reed to smoke this blunt

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Mick Andress
7 years ago

Reid doesn’t burn

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Randy Mittguy · petition starter
7 years ago

No

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Chloe freund
7 years ago

Hit me up for a fat sack

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jabrodie
7 years ago

snacks on me

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