Re: Riley Larsen Moving to Idah
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I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT PREVENTING RILEY PAIGE LARSEN FROM MOVING TO IDAHO. LETS SHOW HER PARENTS WHY NOT. 5 EASY STEPS:
1.) SHE IS TOO LOVED TO MOVE TO IDAHO
2.) IDAHO MORMONS WOULDNT BE ABLE TO HANDLE HER OFTEN USE OF THE WORD "nard"
3.) IDAHO IS TOO COLD AND SHE IS SKINNY THEREFORE SHE COULD POSSIBLY GET FROSTBITE
4.) THE LOVE OF RILEY'S LIFE, JACK DAIL, LIVES IN ILLINOIS. ACCORDING TO GOOGLE MAPS, THE MOST RELIABLE ONLINE MAPPING SYSTEM, THE DISTANCE FROM RILEY'S HOUSE TO JACK'S HOUSE IS CLOSER TO ILLINOIS THAN IDAHO IS.
5.) LASTLY, RILEY HAS FRIENDS WHO LOVE HER MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPLAIN AND TO TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HER AFTER SHE HAS SPENT ALL OF HER SCHOOLING WITH THE SAME PEOPLE WOULD BE SOCIAL SUICIDE.
OVERALL, HAVING RILEY PAIGE LARSEN IN THE LIVES OF ARIZONA TEENS IS NECESSARY TO SAY THE LEAST.
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