Dear people who are nice My friends at the Rutland Arms in Sheffield tell me you have to win the quiz to become the quiz master for a week. I admit I am not as clever as some, well most of the people who do the quiz and well come on, I am never going to win and be able to make my dream a reality due to my lack of grey matter. I would really like to be Quiz Master. I have some good questions and some terrible jokes to use during the rounds, it'll be a memorable evening I promise. The Rutland Arms have said if I get some people to sign this petition that they may let me be Quiz Master. I would love it if you would just sign this to support my quest. I thank you in advance.