Quarantine Tom Karren
Tom Karren is sick. Tom Karren is always sick. He never stops coughing, weezing, or crying. Tom coughed on a dog the other day. It was dead within 8 seconds. Completely disintegrated. Tom needs to be quarantined immediately to keep the public safe. Sign this petition and put Tom behind bars....or inside a giant plastic bubble. Either way. He needs to be stopped.