Michelle Obama many times has disappeared with no trace, only to turn up in Chile. I have a theory that she may be responsible for trapping the group of 18 Chilean miners many years ago. This may sound far fetched, but listen to reason! These are some of the key questions I want to ask her at her trial?

Why do you speak Chilean Mrs. Obama?

Juarez de miquo, what does that name mean do you?

Have you, or have not trafficked illegal stacks of cocoa leaves in the last 12 months?

Are you high on the Ganja right now, Mrs Obama?

There have been reports of meetings between you and El Chapo secretly recorded, do you have anything to say about that?

I think that the evidence speaks for itself in this case, and I hope that all of you see reason and sign this petition to have Mrs. Obama sent to Chile to face the music.