The English Language is boring AF. We need some change.

This is one of the first changes we plan to do.

Certain cardinal numbers, such as 7 and 11, shall be changed so that they rhyme with "haven" (with the a in haven to be pronounced as in aid), examples included:

• 7 as "Saven"
• 11 as "Elaven"
• 17 as "Saventeen"
• 77 as "Saventy-saven"

Please note that this will only apply to numbers. Names such as "Evan" and "Devon" shall remain unchanged.