In today's society we are asked to both sit down and be more productive which is functional if you don't have anywhere to be to get your work accomplished. Productivity Augmenting Vehicles, or 'PAV's' including controllable means of transportation like hoverboards, roller blades, and scooters should not be looked upon as a liability. They instead should be embraced in a world fraught with danger as a manageable and necessary evil in the pursuit of productivity and a net positive when moderate to long distances need to be traversed in the corporate world. Sign this petition to show your support for responsible usage of PAV's in the workplace.
my office is huge and walking takes forever. let us use the scooters already.