Prevent Johnathan McIntosh from purchasing violent VideoGames
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VirtualBoyColor
11 years ago
We are in desperate need of videogame critics that aren't absolute haters of the hobby who praise any kind of censorship in the industry.
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BIG KAHUNA
11 years ago
People like Joshua Mcintosh should not play violent videogames! :^) Instead he should go to /tikilounge/ for a delicious tropical cocktail. That mahu really needs to relax! :^)
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Bruce Wayne
11 years ago
I deeply fear for Josh's safety. He keeps going on about how playing GTA gives him the urge to murder hookers. I keep telling him he is just on a racing mission, but he just keeps going off track to shoot women. It's highly disturbing and I'm scared of what Josh may do if he doesn't get help. Please be safe.
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Mother of God
11 years ago
I tell my Johnny every day that He is a God. But for some reason this has built up a false sense of greatness within him. When he grew up, he realized his world wasn't the way he thought at all. This made him introverted and easily scared, and sometimes even prone to lash out. I therefore feel that the best thing would be to avoid violent games. I recommend Yahtzee instead. So please ban Johnny from purchasing violent games.
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Jim
11 years ago
Can we add a clause that more women of asian heritage should be sexualized in these games once McIntosh isn't looking?
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Jonathan Mann
11 years ago
After I made my great song named "Beta as Fuck" with a great "FullMcIntosh" chorus I got plenty of positive reaction. However, I was surprised when My friend Jonathan suddenly started yelling at me and asking me "How did you manage to send me to space, you crazy bastard? Did you drug me?". He then proceeded to threaten me with a knife, loudly proclaiming himself to be "hero caped, masked and armed". After that terrifying incident I came to realise that my friend as insane and needed psychiatric help, since such simple things as violent videogames might send him into a murderous ragefit. I hope this petition succeeds, otherwise I'll have to campaighn for banning violent videogames in order to protect my friend and people around him.
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Leader
11 years ago
As the leader of the consumer revolt known as GamerGate I want to protect the right for people to play any game they wish, but in cases like the one of Mr. McIntosh he truly needs special care and help.
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Obama
11 years ago
Obama here, holy fucking shit.
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Nick Berdh
11 years ago
Josh has demonstrated aggressive behavior against me as direct consequence of playing too much japanese dating simulators, including threats to touch my butt.
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Der Juden
11 years ago
Dis Goyim is very anti-semtic, it'd be anodah shoah if he played anodah violent videoh gayum
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Amita Sharkan
11 years ago
I'm an anonymous worker within mr. McIntosh's company, and I must speak out, he is a lunatic behind closed doors, and I hope I don't get fired for this, but Johnathan you should stop.
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Class A Misoginyst
11 years ago
Hi Josh!
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Doomchild
11 years ago
Some people require special care. Jonathan McIntosh is clearly one of them
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Totally A Bird
11 years ago
I'm afraid Mr. McIntosh is too mentally inept to handle the concept of a video games, I therefore request that he be kept in a bubble and never told that they exist again, for his safety and the safety of others.
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Samantha Briggs
11 years ago
McIntosh needs some good ol fashioned Haldol.
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Terminal Apathy
11 years ago
Please protect Full McIntosh's precious fee fees. Won't someone think of the manchildren!
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Dr Evil of GamerGate
· petition starter
11 years ago
Feel free to spread this around, the more signatures the funnier this gets.
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Robert Cunnington
11 years ago
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Mr McIntosh clearly has some trouble distinguishing the real from the unreal. As such, I think it would be wise to disallow him from acquiring any form of media which may result in him causing harm to himself or others.
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Lucas M
11 years ago
Featured
I really worry about Jonathan Mcintosh... Every day his tweets get more and more deranged and I think he might actually be a danger to himself and others.
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James Bolton
11 years ago
Featured
Normally I believe everyone should play whatever they want but from my experience Mr. McIntosh has trouble differentiating between fiction and reality.
We are in desperate need of videogame critics that aren't absolute haters of the hobby who praise any kind of censorship in the industry.
People like Joshua Mcintosh should not play violent videogames! :^) Instead he should go to /tikilounge/ for a delicious tropical cocktail. That mahu really needs to relax! :^)
I deeply fear for Josh's safety. He keeps going on about how playing GTA gives him the urge to murder hookers. I keep telling him he is just on a racing mission, but he just keeps going off track to shoot women. It's highly disturbing and I'm scared of what Josh may do if he doesn't get help. Please be safe.
I tell my Johnny every day that He is a God. But for some reason this has built up a false sense of greatness within him. When he grew up, he realized his world wasn't the way he thought at all. This made him introverted and easily scared, and sometimes even prone to lash out. I therefore feel that the best thing would be to avoid violent games. I recommend Yahtzee instead. So please ban Johnny from purchasing violent games.
Can we add a clause that more women of asian heritage should be sexualized in these games once McIntosh isn't looking?
After I made my great song named "Beta as Fuck" with a great "FullMcIntosh" chorus I got plenty of positive reaction. However, I was surprised when My friend Jonathan suddenly started yelling at me and asking me "How did you manage to send me to space, you crazy bastard? Did you drug me?". He then proceeded to threaten me with a knife, loudly proclaiming himself to be "hero caped, masked and armed". After that terrifying incident I came to realise that my friend as insane and needed psychiatric help, since such simple things as violent videogames might send him into a murderous ragefit. I hope this petition succeeds, otherwise I'll have to campaighn for banning violent videogames in order to protect my friend and people around him.
As the leader of the consumer revolt known as GamerGate I want to protect the right for people to play any game they wish, but in cases like the one of Mr. McIntosh he truly needs special care and help.
Obama here, holy fucking shit.
Josh has demonstrated aggressive behavior against me as direct consequence of playing too much japanese dating simulators, including threats to touch my butt.
Dis Goyim is very anti-semtic, it'd be anodah shoah if he played anodah violent videoh gayum
I'm an anonymous worker within mr. McIntosh's company, and I must speak out, he is a lunatic behind closed doors, and I hope I don't get fired for this, but Johnathan you should stop.
Hi Josh!
Some people require special care. Jonathan McIntosh is clearly one of them
I'm afraid Mr. McIntosh is too mentally inept to handle the concept of a video games, I therefore request that he be kept in a bubble and never told that they exist again, for his safety and the safety of others.
McIntosh needs some good ol fashioned Haldol.
Please protect Full McIntosh's precious fee fees. Won't someone think of the manchildren!
Feel free to spread this around, the more signatures the funnier this gets.
Mr McIntosh clearly has some trouble distinguishing the real from the unreal. As such, I think it would be wise to disallow him from acquiring any form of media which may result in him causing harm to himself or others.
I really worry about Jonathan Mcintosh... Every day his tweets get more and more deranged and I think he might actually be a danger to himself and others.
Normally I believe everyone should play whatever they want but from my experience Mr. McIntosh has trouble differentiating between fiction and reality.