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Boycott Pretzle Consumption
Consumer Rights & Protection

Boycott Pretzle Consumption

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Started by Anonymous 19 years, 6 months ago
0 Updates 2 Comments
Pretzles have held a steady role in the United States economy and have lead to billions of innocent yeasts\' being murdered, tooth aches, dehydration, cut toungues, obesity and worst of all getting stuck in YOUR TEETH! So to take action we need 100000000.2 people to sign this petition to have all of the pretzle factories shut down!

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Sarah Nguyen
19 years ago Featured

PRETZELS ARE THE WORST. AND THE THIRST AFTER EATING THEM IS UNREAL. SHUT THE FACTORIES DOWN NOW

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Mike Robinson
19 years ago Featured

Finally someone said it! I cant tell u how many times I have chipped a tooth on these stupid things. They are basically just salty rocks.

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