Dear President Obama:

This much is egregiously apparent: that Joe Biden deserves to be president, if only for a day. All you have to do is resign Wednesday morning, and ba-bing! Biden gets sworn it as our 45th president. Yes of course that would send Trump's team scrambling, trying to get all the inauguration swag re-printed before Friday. Plus it would probably make Trump's big orange head explode in a fit of rage (after he bitterly denounced the move in a Twitter storm, of course). But the real reason we'd like to do this is because -- c'mon, it's Joe Biden! It'd be like letting your kid sit on your lap and take the wheel for the while...if your kid was a 74-year-old political legend who also had wicked butterfly knife skills.*

Please, sir. You know you want to.

Sincerely,

-Thaddeus Gunn, et al.

*Butterfly knife skills unconfirmed.