Amaanat prides herself as being one of the finest whatsapp user in the world. However, recently it has become apparent to the vast majority of whatsapp addicts that her phone is far below the standard us addicts have come to expect. Nokia's e71 functioning style has been met by a wave of negative feedback amongst her fellow addicts, as her presence on whatsapp is often categorised by long drawn periods of "last seen at 10.27am" with no such explanations on matters which seemingly leave us wondering where she has disappeared too. Moreover, from an administrative perspective, Amaanats phone has demonstrated severe incompetence in dealing the letter 'P". The phone recently spammed our chat, and consequently disrupted the chain of our earier discussion. Additionally, her phone can be described as nothing but a cataclysmic disaster, as she is often unable to correctly launch the application upon which most addicts expect a "grems story segment", and so this omitted segment leaves us addict open to boredom and thus forcing us to be more studious and productive. Which as we all know is something we do not aspire to do so. Arguably the major concern to addicts at this point in time is the rate at which her recent whatsapp disappearances are increasing at. Nevertheless, Amaanat' continues to disregard the legitimacy these addicts concerns, typifying the stress addicts have come to expect from her lack of presence online. For these reasons and more, we demand that either a replacement phone that is more capable of running whatsapp, to meet the needs and expectations of us addicts, or action is taken to ensure that Amaanats current phone is fixed and arrives at the BAT chat with far greater presence and more Amaanat story segments.