With 2012 just around the bend it's time now to consider who will lead you into a brave new world once the zombies begin their offensive.  Many politicians are focusing on consolidating power in these pre-apocalyptic times and not at the larger picture.  The titles they gain now will be useless once the bricks in the walls of their institutions crumble.  I am the only one campaigning to be your supreme ruler in the event of an end-times scenario.  I promise I will lead with the courage of a lion, the heart of a tin man, and the intelligence of a scarecrow.  I urge you to sign this petition now so that power structures can be put in place before the coming changes.

Regards, The Organization for Order out of Chaos

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