*Note: For updates on the progress of this petition, please visit http://Diariesofahafiz.com Assalamu Alaykum, I want a laptop from my parents. Please sign this petition to support me, LOL! Jazax to all those who sign. --- Dear Mother and Father, I truly hate to be a bother, But a time in my life has come, Where I learned that I do not wish to be a bum, So I have come to an answer, That all I need is a Dell, HP, Asus, or Acer, So please do not say No, Or I will become emotionally very low, Those who sign this petition are my supporters, Possibly even my friends, family, and teachers, Please do not ignore our request, With this laptop, you can expect from me the best. ---- Looking for signatories from dignitaries! One message from a supporter read: AssalamuAlaykum Sassi Ji... Please buy him a laptop Insha'Allah... after much deliberation and consideration, I have come to the conclusion that he is in dire need of one. Failure to buy him one may result in him spontaneously combusting and his brain imploding. That would be one heck of a mess to clean up after so it would actually be much more environmentally friendly to buy him a laptop insha'Allah. May Allah (swt) bless you. Ameen WassalamuAlaykum