We have learned that through the years, famous Hollywood actor and beloved childhood icon to many, John Cusack, may be battling an addiction to that popular desert, the pie. Photographs have surfaced in recent times, outlining and documenting his struggle. From his attempts to speak out against the pastries, to him giving in and indulging in all night pie binges at eateries throughout Hollywood, he appears to be a man of contradictions.
As fans of John Cusack, we want to express our support to him in overcoming his alleged addiction to pie. It is our assertion that he should take time off and focus on getting his head together. He has entertained and touched the lives of many, with his roles ranging from a love-struck teenager to a professional hitman. We will not stand idly by and watch his personality be split in two by his own vices.
It is our hope that Cusack will step forward and address this once and for all, allowing the world to understand the truth of the matter. All of those who sign this petition stand behind him, and are determined to help carry John Cusack toward a pie-free life if he so desires.
We love you Mr. Cusack and we will be the footprints that walk along side of you out of the darkness and into a new light.
Thank you.
Signed,
Your True Fans, The Undersigned
John Cusack is still hiding while the pastry industry continues to profit from his clear decline. We are not going to look the other way while a legend loses himself to these sugary enablers. I am demanding an admission of the truth because the silence is becoming unbearable.
October 15, 2009
The sheer number of people demanding John Cusack drop the crust is a massive wake-up call that Hollywood cannot ignore. This momentum proves he has an army of fans ready to drag him away from those pathetic pie binges and back to his senses.
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Dave Kapoor
16 years ago
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Say it isnt so John. You been my fav actor forever man. Just put the fork down for a bit we want you around for more movies.
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Mike Barnes
16 years ago
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Seriously? Pie? Just get some help dude. Youre better than this.
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Sarah Robinson
16 years ago
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OMG I had no idea things were this bad. Leave the pastries alone!! Get healthy please we miss seeing you on the big screen looking like yourself again.
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We have learned that through the years, famous Hollywood actor and beloved childhood icon to many, John Cusack, may be battling an addiction to that popular desert, the pie. Photographs have surfaced in recent times, outlining and documenting his struggle. From his attempts to speak out against the pastries, to him giving in and indulging in all night pie binges at eateries throughout Hollywood, he appears to be a man of contradictions.
As fans of John Cusack, we want to express our support to him in overcoming his alleged addiction to pie. It is our assertion that he should take time off and focus on getting his head together. He has entertained and touched the lives of many, with his roles ranging from a love-struck teenager to a professional hitman. We will not stand idly by and watch his personality be split in two by his own vices.
It is our hope that Cusack will step forward and address this once and for all, allowing the world to understand the truth of the matter. All of those who sign this petition stand behind him, and are determined to help carry John Cusack toward a pie-free life if he so desires.
We love you Mr. Cusack and we will be the footprints that walk along side of you out of the darkness and into a new light.
Thank you.
Signed,
Your True Fans, The Undersigned
John Cusack is still hiding while the pastry industry continues to profit from his clear decline. We are not going to look the other way while a legend loses himself to these sugary enablers. I am demanding an admission of the truth because the silence is becoming unbearable.
October 15, 2009
The sheer number of people demanding John Cusack drop the crust is a massive wake-up call that Hollywood cannot ignore. This momentum proves he has an army of fans ready to drag him away from those pathetic pie binges and back to his senses.
3 Comments
D
Dave Kapoor
16 years ago
Featured
Say it isnt so John. You been my fav actor forever man. Just put the fork down for a bit we want you around for more movies.
M
Mike Barnes
16 years ago
Featured
Seriously? Pie? Just get some help dude. Youre better than this.
S
Sarah Robinson
16 years ago
Featured
OMG I had no idea things were this bad. Leave the pastries alone!! Get healthy please we miss seeing you on the big screen looking like yourself again.
Say it isnt so John. You been my fav actor forever man. Just put the fork down for a bit we want you around for more movies.