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Petition to Stop Dan From Experimenting With Facial Hair and Trying to Make Fetch Happen
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Every year 10's if not 20's of people in Dan's social network are forced watch Dan experiment with facial hair and making fetch happen. We at the Dan Committee for Facial Normalization understand the impact to communities as they are forced to watch Dan's face gradually degrade. Property values drop, schools close, and marriages collapse as this existential threat to American values is made manifest.
That's why in early 2015 The Dan Smith Committee For Facial Normalization was formed to strengthen communities through cyber bullying Dan.
Today The Dan Committee For Facial Normalization, and all signatories following, implore Dan Smith to stop experimenting, and let fetch die.It's never gonna happen Dan.
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Dan needs to stop !!! It's affecting us all!
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William made me do this.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Petition to Stop Dan From Experimenting With Facial Hair and Trying to Make Fetch Happen
Final supporters
Every year 10's if not 20's of people in Dan's social network are forced watch Dan experiment with facial hair and making fetch happen. We at the Dan Committee for Facial Normalization understand the impact to communities as they are forced to watch Dan's face gradually degrade. Property values drop, schools close, and marriages collapse as this existential threat to American values is made manifest.
That's why in early 2015 The Dan Smith Committee For Facial Normalization was formed to strengthen communities through cyber bullying Dan.
Today The Dan Committee For Facial Normalization, and all signatories following, implore Dan Smith to stop experimenting, and let fetch die.It's never gonna happen Dan.
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As a concerned voter, I am appalled that it has taken society this long to enact the necessary change. Thank you for taking such a strong stance on this critical issue!
Dan needs to stop !!! It's affecting us all!
:)#
#letfetchdie
William made me do this.
#NormalFaceNow
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As a concerned voter, I am appalled that it has taken society this long to enact the necessary change. Thank you for taking such a strong stance on this critical issue!