to: Mr. Sureshs, Tio Toni and the other mobs ruling the ATP

Regardless of the (uncertain) outcome of tonight's epic final, this thrilling week clearly demonstrated that Cincinnati should be demoted from his (too) prestigious status of "Real Slam", to be replaced by Buenos Aires.

Topspinly yours,
an anonymous and impartial tennis fan

PS: no frying pans will be harmed during this operation.