For many of us, finding the perfect FaceBook profile picture is a feat we never accomplish. However, at times, destiny may visit upon us the ephemeral opportunity to support another in achieving this coveted endeavor. My friends, such a time is now: Meredith Fee has the most wonderful, splendid photograph—featured on this page—and, out of pure humility, has decided not to use it as her profile picture. I have started this petition to assure Meredith that we would not fault her for utilizing the gift bestowed upon her. If you wish to show your support for Meredith (and approve of this wonderful opportunity presented to her), please sign this petition.