Nothing against the current speaker. John Cena is a 15 time world champ and he made a rap album. The only better commencement speaker than Cena would be God. The champ is here.
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March 14, 2016
I have been sending emails to the university office every single day this week. They are still ignoring my requests for a meeting but their silence just keeps me more focused on getting the champ to New Orleans.
March 14, 2016
Seeing this take off like a rocket has been surreal. It proves that the student body is ready for someone who truly brings the energy we deserve on that stage.
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Inspirational, and Neauxla's hometown boy. The obvious choice for the class of 2016
I am very torn about this. On the one hand, I support any bad thing that happens to Tulane University. Were it to be swept into the gulf, my only tear would be shed over the fact I wasn't there to personally break the levee. However, John Cena deserves any opportunity offered or not offered to him. I will sign.
John Cena is the only man who can defeat President Fitts in battle and break the ancient Tulane curse
I love John Cena because of the great man that he is. His leadership is great, and his fighting is great. John Cena is the best wretelester in the world and the best man in the world and if he would speak at the Tulane Commencement that would just be really good and I would like it a lot.
If John cena is the 2016 commencement speaker at Tulane I will donate $1 million to Tulane when I'm a millionaire.
He could even tag team with the current person. Just get him up there.
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Nothing against the current speaker. John Cena is a 15 time world champ and he made a rap album. The only better commencement speaker than Cena would be God. The champ is here.
Updates
March 14, 2016
I have been sending emails to the university office every single day this week. They are still ignoring my requests for a meeting but their silence just keeps me more focused on getting the champ to New Orleans.
March 14, 2016
Seeing this take off like a rocket has been surreal. It proves that the student body is ready for someone who truly brings the energy we deserve on that stage.
32 Comments
Sadly Macho Man sings with the angles, but Cena will more than do. He's the commence,net speaker Tulane students want and the speaker they deserve. In fact, we should make him Tulane commencement speaker for life.
Inspirational, and Neauxla's hometown boy. The obvious choice for the class of 2016
I am very torn about this. On the one hand, I support any bad thing that happens to Tulane University. Were it to be swept into the gulf, my only tear would be shed over the fact I wasn't there to personally break the levee. However, John Cena deserves any opportunity offered or not offered to him. I will sign.
John Cena is the only man who can defeat President Fitts in battle and break the ancient Tulane curse
I love John Cena because of the great man that he is. His leadership is great, and his fighting is great. John Cena is the best wretelester in the world and the best man in the world and if he would speak at the Tulane Commencement that would just be really good and I would like it a lot.
If John cena is the 2016 commencement speaker at Tulane I will donate $1 million to Tulane when I'm a millionaire.
He could even tag team with the current person. Just get him up there.
The Today Show represents everything stupid about America
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Sadly Macho Man sings with the angles, but Cena will more than do. He's the commence,net speaker Tulane students want and the speaker they deserve. In fact, we should make him Tulane commencement speaker for life.