Petition to Launch Jason A. Micallef, creator of Paramount Heathers, into the sun
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February 24, 2018
The feedback regarding our proposed orbital departure plan has been remarkably consistent. Preparations for the launch sequence continue despite the logistical complexities involved in such an ambitious trajectory.
19 Comments
May his journey over be as rough and rocky as it was to watch the first ep of pleathers. God speed, sir.
Godspeed, Jason A. Micallef. We all know you just hate Heathers because you’re jealous that Christian Slater played a hotter Jason.
you can see my position on the matter.
heather naomi chandler is a nice jewish woman n*zi cap my ASS
he knows what he’s done
Your ass is off the team.
Pee your pants jason
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Petition to Launch Jason A. Micallef, creator of Paramount Heathers, into the sun
Updates
February 24, 2018
The feedback regarding our proposed orbital departure plan has been remarkably consistent. Preparations for the launch sequence continue despite the logistical complexities involved in such an ambitious trajectory.
19 Comments
honestly just put him in the rocket and dont look back. literally could not be worse than what he did to the show
May his journey over be as rough and rocky as it was to watch the first ep of pleathers. God speed, sir.
Godspeed, Jason A. Micallef. We all know you just hate Heathers because you’re jealous that Christian Slater played a hotter Jason.
you can see my position on the matter.
heather naomi chandler is a nice jewish woman n*zi cap my ASS
he knows what he’s done
Your ass is off the team.
Pee your pants jason
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honestly just put him in the rocket and dont look back. literally could not be worse than what he did to the show