To those who know and love John "Merriam" Newcomb: We can all agree we only want what's best. John is an inspiration, but even the freshest faces can start to lose their luster with time. For many, our cause is a desperate cry for more of that sweet Newcomb goodness; we just want to see a new side of him. For others, it's a deep-seated frustration in the unending stagnation of his profile picture variance. Enough is enough. We have waited too long and refuse to let this reckless abandon for Facebook etiquette to go on another moment. John, sweet sweet John, if you're reading this, know that we love you, but the time has come. Just change the picture.