petition to give syd the pac-man machine
There are many reasons as to why $ydney Lauren Rosengarten deserves the pac-man machine over Alex or Zac Rosengarten. Aside from Sydney being overall “better” than her brothers, Sydney is more deserving. To divulge into every reason, would not only take up many pieces of paper, but also waste the time of the respected readers/ signees of this petition.
1. Sydney is not only the smartest Rosengarten, but also works the hardest and will be graduating in May (only college grad between the 3 of us :P ).
2. Sydney is the only one with the grit and determination to get the machine fixed.
3. Sydney is the only one with plans to marry rich, hence having the means to fix the machine. (Sydney will also be making her own money being a graphic designer, don't worry guys!!)
4. Sydney plans on having happy hours with her friends and their kids as an adult and will need the Pac-man machine in my adult basement for entertainment purposes (I cannot let Jamie Finger have a cooler house than me!!)
5. Sydney will also end up being the go-to host for the fam for holidays and will yet again need the machine for entertaining
6. Alex is a nancy
7. Zac isn’t even that good at Pac-man
8. Sydney is the funniest
9. I cannot stress this enough, Sydney is the only one that would get the machine fixed!!!
10. happy thanksgiving miss you guys and stay safe!!!