Whereas, University of Michigan Head Football Coach Brady Hoke has completely lost control of his team, and

Whereas, the University of Michigan Football Team has digressed each year under the direction of Brady Hoke, and

Whereas, the University of Michigan Football Team is currently a shadow of its former greatness; greatness that was derived through pride, toughness, brotherhood and intestinal fortitude, and

Whereas, students, alumni, staff and fans deserve a better product than Brady Hoke will ever be able to assemble on the football field.

Therefore, be it resolved, effective immediately, Brady Hoke be fired and replaced as Head Football Coach at the University of Michigan by Greg Mattison who shall serve as Interim Head Coach.